2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: Btw, just thought I'd point out that our newest groupie, [Devmolitian], is actually banned and was banned today ;)

2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: And, ironically (by what his groupie reason is), he's an art thief, himself *chuckles*

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: Well At least banning him does give the brute squadthe rep for being big and mean. Not even going eas on their own groupies!

2004-04-12 [teptep]: eh

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: ~Pies Teptep with anvil pie~

2004-04-12 [teptep]: eh. hey strats add this guy to that un awards list for me [I'm Blind and it sux!!] you would laugh to hear this, he claims he is blind in ten gangs has been abused and has a heart disease.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: I'm not even sure what to give that guy... I mean... first of all how does a blind person even find a sight like Elftown? Sounds like one of those "Pity me" houses.

2004-04-12 [teptep]: oh trust me there are many clones for this guy but cali is being a meany and won't give them to me so i can show the guy I found out his little ruse. *pouts* besides I really do plan on ignoring each and everyone one of his house once I message each one with a hello I'm blind and it sux in the message.

2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: I'm evil that way *grins* Just ask Strat ;) *points at that wrinkly butt un-award she was given*

2004-04-12 [teptep]: not sure what to give him, maybe the pity me un award.

2004-04-12 [teptep]: I was given that award to you know cali gal.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: Speaking of which.... The Three Time Three Time Three Time unaward winner refuses to reveil his name and laughs at my efforts.... so I'm going to assume it's you Tep and hunt you down.

2004-04-12 [teptep]: you already hunted me down, besides I really don't know his name, all I know is that it is someone whom knows me under a diffrent alt, damn you cali for not giving up the information argh I wish i was a gaurd for that reason. there atleast needs to be a secret service message under [I'm Blind and it sux!!] saying he is not blind nore is he in a gang or has a heart disease.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: That person is a Female from the looks of things.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: Tep, what say we hunt down Calico and burry her in mouldy bagles for withholding information?

2004-04-12 [teptep]: why do you say that strats, a female you say do you know something I don't? give up the informations damn you! *pulls out cane!*

2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: *gets a smirky-smarty-pants look on her face*

2004-04-12 [teptep]: starts beating random people!

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: Because the Gender of [I'm Blind and it sux!!] Says Female Tep. Open your eyes dude.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: YOu do realize it says "Hell's Kitchen" in the location... Seems like a Dare Devil rip off house to me

2004-04-12 [teptep]: yeah I thought that myself. and to think I actualy tried to befriend this person added them to my relations list and all, but then quickly relized something was amiss with the very flawed message this SHE was leaving me, oh by the way she changed her age and gender, she originaly was a he that was 27 years old.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: Hehe... Sounds like Daredevil.

2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: Not all, but most of the cry-for-me houses are just junk crap asking for attention ^_^ Just like all those "hot" horny little girls *chuckles* That are, most of the time, horny little boys or older men. And some of those "hot" guys who claim they're not hot (and have wiki shrines to them) are actually females pretending ^_^

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: I know... I tend to ignore those people... and if I meet them in public, I'll ignore them with a baseball bat... Teehee... Ick I'm sleepy. I'mma go get muh sleep on yo. Fo shizzle.

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: And I leave you all wth an amusing story. My dad woke up wiht brown goo all over his pants. At first he thought Max, our cat, had pooed on him. Then he felt it and it was all gooey and gross. Then he sniffed it... then he licked it...

2004-04-12 [Stratakus]: The moral of the story: Try not to fall asleep while eating easter chocolate in bed.

2004-04-12 [teptep]: hey you know whats funny we should get that guy involved with I'm blind and it sux!! after all slang will cause her computer to freeze mwahahaha!

2004-04-12 [teptep]: please remove me from the brute squad rogue, I am no longer a patroller.

2004-04-12 [TheRogue]: *sadly removes the name from the roster* sorry to hear that bro...honestly...

2004-04-12 [Malnu]: I'm surprised at what is happening here. A patroller is no longer one, and we got a groupie that has been banned by the gaurds....what is this world coming to?

2004-04-12 [TheRogue]: not anymore.. *grin*

2004-04-12 [teptep]: I am back on the list it seems, I won't explain what happend, but some people know.

2004-04-12 [teptep]: or not I am a bit confused?

2004-04-12 [Calico Tiger]: *huggles teptep* Some of us do, indeed, know ^_^

2004-04-12 [TheRogue]: yeah buddy.. some of us..

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: *is one of the ones with no fucking clue*

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: *grins* eh, ignorance is bliss ^_^

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Never. Ignorance is just ignorance...lol People who have no hope of having their questions answered always say that ignorance is bliss...lol =oP

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: I would never doubt that sentiment

2004-04-13 [TheRogue]: i don't know anything! I was just trying to be a nice comforting hulkish nice person... *grin*

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: Heh, I still know, though! *blows a neener-neener-raspberry at people*

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: aww, you know lots of stuff darlin' *hugs Rogue*

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: Indeed! Like... how to fart on command (since all guys seem to have that ability), how to scare young people senseless (always a good feat!), and all about the perfect pysique of a blue banana! ;)

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: He does draw nice ones, doesn't he?  ;o)

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: *jaw drops* nice ones? are you kidding me?!!? *wishes she had an ounce of Rogue's talent*

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: We know he's an art god :P We're saying he draws some "nice ones" (blue bananas). An inside joke ;)

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: art god? yup, that sounds about right...and ooooooooh okkie...*smacks forehead*

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Maybe we should move this topic to a new wiki...lol The aptly name Rogue's Fangurl Club.

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: really?!!? *grins*

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: *laughs herself silly*

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: *laughs* He does have a lot of them! And fanbois as well ;)

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Okay then, Rogue's Fanperson Club.

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: ahh, not just the girlie's then :)

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: I wonder if he's going to kill us for this ;) *laughs* We could advertise it to all those kids who keep stalking him!

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: *grins* neh, he'll probably laugh and think we are all crack heads ;)

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: Speaking of him killing us, I need to finish coloring his bunny picture in pink *grins evilly* I have all the base colors down. Just need to shade it ;)

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Bunny picture?

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: pink? *grins* very nice...

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: *nod nods* That one of his on the WRS page. His samurai bunny picture

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: coolness, gonna look great :)

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Oh, yes, now I remember. I still have the page on watch but am having a hard time really getting involved, for multiple reasons.

2004-04-13 [TheRogue]: PINK!? oh my stars and garters.. don't YOU DARE make me PINK!!!!! AAAGH!

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: I think you should add all his little fangurl bunnies in there, too...

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: And one stalker bunny!

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Yep -- but make half of her one color and half of her another to represent her split personality.

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: *pounces on Mordi and slobbers mercilessly*

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: LOL -- who are ya pouncin' on? ;o)

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: Mordi! At last, she has entered the madness that is this place...lol

2004-04-13 [Mordigen]: cali, easy on the slobber, we don't need to start the wet t-shirt contest yet!

2004-04-13 [TheRogue]: WHEEEEEEE wet TSHIRT CONTEST?! where?@!?

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: Listen to him... Who unleashed that beast within him? Fiends!

2004-04-13 [TheRogue]: NEW WIKI!!! wet tshirt brute squad calander! call it the HOOT squad!! LOL

2004-04-13 [Lerune]: WHO did it? *looks at Cali with raised eyebrow and motions back and forth between us both* ^_^

2004-04-13 [Mordigen]: You both did it, it's been your plan all along, so stop playing dumb! We can see right through you

2004-04-13 [TheRogue]: *snickers* you have created a roguemonster dearies...MUAHAHAHAHAHA

2004-04-13 [Malnu]: Oh hell... thanks ladies... ....I have to deal with this guy being a regular horn dog now...I don't need the competition =P

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: roguemonster eh? good stuff...:D aww, poor malnu...

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: *gasps* Us? *thinks* Ok, maybe a little ;) But it is all 99% him!

2004-04-13 [Sylvia Rote]: lol...Hoot squad...

2004-04-13 [TheRogue]: hey.. SUUUURE.. i wasnt like this till i let you old BAGS get to me! :P

2004-04-13 [Sylvia Rote]: old bags? you're the oldest one here

2004-04-13 [Calico Tiger]: Actually, I am *looks around bashfully* I'm older than Rogue by a couple months ^_^

2004-04-13 [Sylvia Rote]: oohh...well then yes, you two are old bags ^_^

2004-04-13 [Malnu]: **denies his age to fit in with the younger crowd ** =p

2004-04-13 [Rennie]: *rolls eyes*

2004-04-14 [Calico Tiger]: *smacks Malnu in the knees with a cane* Shaddap, old man

2004-04-14 [Stratakus]: Heh. I hang with people older and crustier than you Malnu.

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: crusty? **looks over himself** I don't see no crust...**looks again for good measure** nope... no crust. =p

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: **grabs cali's cane** now what should I do with this...hmmm... Oh yeah **starts tappin' Cali's bumm** that's for poppin' my knees *grin*

2004-04-14 [teptep]: hey cali thats my cane *Grabs it back from malnu!*

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: if you wanted a turn whippin' her all you had to do was ask. =P

2004-04-14 [Lerune]: Hey -- easy on Cali's ass you guys! Save some for me! XD

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: **breaks out a podium and steps behind it** Come one, come all....free taps on Cali's bumm....**inserts warnings** this is not for the faint of heart, elderly with weak hearts, or small children

2004-04-14 [Stratakus]: ~Puts on a gas mask and a Biosuit~ How much this gonna run me?

2004-04-14 [Lerune]: Awww.....chickens. ;o) I am perfectly find with smacking Cali's ass with just my hand. ;o)

2004-04-14 [Stratakus]: She has a fondness for Flatulance in my face..

2004-04-14 [Lerune]: LOL Well, she hadn't ever done that to me, so maybe that is why I don't mind. I threaten to spank her often.

2004-04-14 [Stratakus]: I'd threaten to spank her if she'd concider it a threat. Maybe I shoudl threaten to um... Dress her!

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: licks to the count of 5 are free....after that I'm collecting a nominal fee for each additional hit. Contributions are donated to a worthy cause. =p

2004-04-14 [Lerune]: I threaten with pleasure. ;o) You realise, we are all in for it when she gets back...

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: that's all good.. I'm up for a good Slobberin' anyhow. *grin*

2004-04-14 [Calico Tiger]: *farts at Malnu and teptep* Whacking me bum when I'm not around! Take that! As for you, missy... *pins Lerune and starts tickling her* I'm gonna tickle you till you pee!

2004-04-14 [Lerune]: NO! Have mercy!!!! XD

2004-04-14 [Calico Tiger]: Consider yourself lucky. I'm about to head to bed before I nod off at the keyboard ;) ALL HAIL THE STOCKERS!

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: i'm a stalker maybe... =p

2004-04-14 [Rennie]: stalker? *takes one step back*

2004-04-14 [teptep]: hey what I do I just took my cane back!

2004-04-14 [Malnu]: =p Erinbabe... not for real *grin* they all about 'Calico stockers' I changed it up to be a stalker *wink*.  And teptep....all you had to do was stand next to me, you're gonna get accused of something. =p

2004-04-14 [Rennie]: *rolls eyes* I know :P

2004-04-14 [teptep]: damns so thats how it works.

2004-04-14 [Calico Tiger]: Hehehe, don't mind us. We're just making fun of some kid who sent me a message about "stocking" his house ;)

2004-04-14 [Sylvia Rote]: stocking? how many shares do you have? (LOL)

2004-04-14 [Calico Tiger]: 2 shares! at .01 a piece ;)

2004-04-14 [ButterflyFairy]: LOL! Ahhhh!!There's a tiger ass stocking me!

2004-04-15 [Stratakus]: Hehe. Hey Cali, that kid who had the stollen elf at his house now has some random webcam cleavage up at his house saying it's his online character

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: Don't remember their name. I removed many images every day ;) Send me a message

2004-04-15 [teptep]: I am back on the patrollers list! I'm back *wacks people with his cane of justice.*

2004-04-15 [teptep]: though I need my badge back on my home.

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: *goes off to add it for ya*

2004-04-15 [teptep]: stocks calies panty drawer while she does mwahahahaha "clean panties!"

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: *glee* I've been visited by the panty fairy! *pictures teptep as a panty fairy and falls over laughing*

2004-04-15 [teptep]: HEY! *tackles cali and forces her to where panties!*

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: NOOOOOOOOOOO! My bum will not be censored!

2004-04-15 [teptep]: forces her to wear frilly pink panties!

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: Oooooo.... purty...

2004-04-15 [teptep]: damns it's not working!

2004-04-15 [teptep]: heh no more gistapo huh?

2004-04-15 [TheRogue]: only if you want to bro.. it is your division if you would like it.. hehe

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: He's missing the patroller thingy in his title *moons rogue for being a slacker* ;)

2004-04-15 [TheRogue]: well, miss.. miss....NITPICKER.. i don't see YOU fixing it.. *slobber*

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: I'm not a nitpicker. I'm a ROGUEPICKER! ;) I didn't fix it cause it's your page *grins* If I add something to it or change something, it'll be something smartassed like a pink bunny man *looks around conspiratorily*

2004-04-15 [Malnu]: well... I actually made it for rogue and us know as brute squad =p anywho.. I could add that little bit about pink bunny man if he really wants that title. *wink*

2004-04-15 [Rennie]: o_O

2004-04-15 [TheRogue]: *cocks an eyebrow* you do... and i'll SMAK YOU LIKE A BAD BAD DOGGY, OKAY? haha

2004-04-15 [Rennie]: bad doggy? *laughs herself silly*

2004-04-15 [Calico Tiger]: *loves the muppets* I'm not a shrimp... I'm a KING PRAWN!

2004-04-15 [teptep]: ok calico is officialy on drugs mmmkay!

2004-04-15 [Rennie]: mmmmkay^_^

2004-04-15 [Malnu]: is there something wrong with the muppets? **throws tep the crazy eye**

2004-04-15 [teptep]: do do do do doo doo do do do duduba du do do da doo doo doo doo do do doo ba doo ba do!

2004-04-15 [TheRogue]: so.. when you gonna fix the stove, okay?

2004-04-15 [Stratakus]: Someones Stove needs Fixin? MINE!!! Damned stove. I put in a Meat Pie and cooked it on 250 for 10 minutes and it BURNT TO A CRISP!!! ... it ruined the Pie...

2004-04-15 [TheRogue]: that's why they call it.. APPLE CRISP XD

2004-04-15 [ButterflyFairy]: Mmmm.I love apple crisp. *drools*

2004-04-16 [Ashurii]: -wonders what she's missed.- 0.o -has been playing a bit too much iRO lately.- >>

2004-04-17 [Lerune]: Awww....while I was gone, someone said my favorite Muppet line! I love Pepe! BTW -- did I tell you I have a shirt with that entire quote on it...

2004-04-17 [TheRogue]: *grins*

2004-04-18 [Stratakus]: By accidnet, I was listening to Manuminah or howvere it's splled on repeat for 3 whole hours... then when I tried to get to sleep all I could picture were those pink things with the lips and that muppet bouncing around in my eyeballs!!!!!!!!!!! MUPPET BABIES 4 LIFE!

2004-04-18 [Stratakus]: Mmm Buy 3 get one Free whipped cream Sale at Sobeys!.... ~Twitches~ And all is explained... Myehehehehe!

2004-04-18 [Ashurii]: Lol. ^^;

2004-04-20 [Jack of all trades]: hello

2004-04-23 [Mordigen]: *for the general information of the brute squad and it's groupies:: please go see Stop the Revolution

2004-04-23 [Stratakus]: Ya see I dont' get it... whats with these ungrateful fucks anyways? This is Hedda's site and it's a Priviledge, not a Right to be here. It's like being let into his world..... and the people from that revolution are like the guests who don't flush the toilet, drink all the milk from the carton and trash the place then refuse to leave, but refuse to show any concideration!

2004-04-23 [Mordigen]: lmao, good way to put it

2004-04-23 [Stratakus]: Extremly sethingly pissed off right now... the feeling I get when my roomies are having loud sex or have stollen my property........ . ... and I can't do anything about ti because of a lease...

2004-04-23 [Stratakus]: Kill... Maim... Destroy.......... Grrrrrrr... Could I possibly join the Brute Squad? Calico taking her leave of elftown due to jackasses has kinda killed my capacity for forgivness...

2004-04-23 [Malnu]: With the Rogue on leave of absence right now, We'll be able to put you under the groupie section Strat. Send me your info, and I'll place you there.

2004-04-23 [Stratakus]: Nah, I don't need any groupie position.... I'll just remain incognito.... ~Shifty eyes~

2004-04-23 [Stratakus]: http://www.geocities.com/afpurity/parents.html Spread the word!!!1 ~Falls over laughing at the inhumanity~

2004-04-25 [Ashurii]: Meep. What has happened here? ;-;

2004-04-25 [Malnu]: been slow lately...lack of fellow Brute Squader, and one in charge of Lunar division

2004-04-25 [Ashurii]: I see... =/ That's very bad. It's always not good to lose people.

2004-04-25 [TheRogue]: Strat is welcome in the Brute Squad Malnu Put him up, and we'll see what division to put him in later. ;)

2004-04-25 [Ashurii]: Hey, Rogue. How are you?

2004-04-25 [TheRogue]: Running on empty.

2004-04-25 [Ashurii]: I'm sorry. =/ -hugs.-

2004-04-26 [Stratakus]: ~Grins~ Apathy Division.

2004-04-26 [Calico Tiger]: Mad Hair Skillz Division ;)

2004-04-26 [Stratakus]: That would be my sadistic stylist back in my home town. She always knows I'm gonna ask for something funky whern I come in. She's used to people wanting bowl cuts or little old ladies wanting their hair curled and that's about it. I like to keep the people at Total Concepts on their toes.

2004-04-26 [teptep]: oreo cookie dunker division.

2004-04-26 [teptep]: I can just see strats, ok first off I want you to spike it then shave it strait down the middle now I want you to dye it pink then purple and blue and then add glitter then after your finished with that shave it all off what to you think I am some punk fag?

2004-04-26 [Stratakus]: It's taken me half a year to get my hair to my shoulders1 I refuse to cut it now. It's got so much potential.... Plus my hair has already been all three of those colors... just not at the same time and The word "Shave" is never to be used in the same sentence to my head hair!

2004-04-26 [teptep]: ok I can see you walk in and say hey ok I want a shave, so she goes for your head and your like no no no no down there and slowly your finger points to your.......hairy palms!

2004-04-26 [teptep]: hey I got it hairy palms devision!

2004-04-26 [Stratakus]: I'll have you know I wax them weekly.... hehehe Wax Off Weekly... Say it out loud!

2004-04-26 [teptep]: wax off wax on wax off wax on the waxser!

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: S.A.M.P.S.O.N Project? Wuzzat?

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: Stratakus And My Parrot Suck On Noses?

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: ........ .... . .. . . . Noses? Why not Nipples?

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: Because noses are funnier than nipples. And for some reason, that didn't pop into my mind... Ok.... Stratakus And Mr. Pongo Suck On Nipples. That better? :P

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: You are a strange and cenile creature.

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: *whacks strat with her walking cane* What was that, whippersnapper?

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: Hey hey hey. I can go Grandpa Jazz mode on you. He's a persona I made up back when I was 13 I think... He can out Old you any day!

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: Ah, but does he have a cadre of old bags to back him up? pH33r u5!

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: No. He has.... Rocking chair Cane Beating Action and loads of Stories involving the number 15!

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: Sounds naughty ;)

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: You're to old and crusty to be thinking of that kind of thing Calico! Eeeew

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: *moons strat*

2004-04-27 [Malnu]: *tsk tsk* what in the world is going on in here.

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: Nothing you wouldn't enjoy Mal ~Points a the Calico Butt~

2004-04-27 [Malnu]: **looks where Strat is pointing and ponders a moment** Hmmm.... Yeah your right **runs up and pinches Cali's Bumm and runs off**  =P

2004-04-27 [Rennie]: *laughs herself silly*

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: I hope I'm still that childish when I hit the crusty old age of 30 or am close to it anyways.

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: You're already crusty, strat :P

2004-04-27 [TheRogue]: alright i'm 30... and i'm NOT CRUSTY! *bashes Strat with a giant nerf hammer*

2004-04-27 [teptep]: yep your not crusty there rogue just barnacly!

2004-04-27 [Calico Tiger]: LOL!

2004-04-27 [Stratakus]: We're all a little crusty on the inside... I had a dream last night I was offering to eat a friends baby because it lookd like a hot dog...

2004-04-28 [Kiddalee]: XD Umm.... lol?